Last night my one love took me to the movies for mothers day. 
We decided to see Tim Burtons new vampire spin staring Johnny Depp.
The movie was absolutely ridiculous. No structure, no story line, no thought.
Its really an abortion of a movie. Its all sorts stupid rolled into one. I’d recommend not wasting your money on it. You’ll leave the theatre pissed off and wanting to shit down Burtons throat. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, Wtflyingf was he thinking?!
What i used to admire i now mock.